Headsquiggles.

how i write when i’m tired:

INT. SCIENCE LAB

SCIENTISTS are making science happen.

DOUCHEFACE, 24, walks in. He looks like a douche.

TIFFANIE, 24, throws Doucheface shade.

darkdraconis:

She could even eat all the cream, and I wouldn’t mind (as long as I got to share a bed with her)

does this mean she has in fact watched Imagine Me & You? and, if so, is it safe to assume she’s heteroflexible?

darkdraconis:

She could even eat all the cream, and I wouldn’t mind (as long as I got to share a bed with her)

does this mean she has in fact watched Imagine Me & You? and, if so, is it safe to assume she’s heteroflexible?

To the people who regularly abhor the so-called “Friend Zone”:

if the one thing keeping you from being a complete ass to someone is an unspoken, unsolicited [read: imagined] promise of sex/reward, you’re probably an ass.

Scar-Jo falling down is one of the best things to happen to the web in awhile.
this is my contribution.

Scar-Jo falling down is one of the best things to happen to the web in awhile.

this is my contribution.

Parental Support
Mom: I watched your Lesbros videos. I like them wayyyyyy more than that L Word show.
V: ...You...you watch The L Word?
M: Yeah! You don't tell me anything about your lesbian life, so I had to do some research, right?
V: I -- I guess.
M: Yeah. That L Word is alllllll about the sex. But your show tells kids, hey, you don't have to have sex all the time or be sexy all the time. They can be just like *you*.
V: Oh. ...Thanks. Yeah. That. That was the point.