INT. SCIENCE LAB
SCIENTISTS are making science happen.
DOUCHEFACE, 24, walks in. He looks like a douche.
TIFFANIE, 24, throws Doucheface shade.
She could even eat all the cream, and I wouldn’t mind (as long as I got to share a bed with her)
does this mean she has in fact watched Imagine Me & You? and, if so, is it safe to assume she’s heteroflexible?
if the one thing keeping you from being a complete ass to someone is an unspoken, unsolicited [read: imagined] promise of sex/reward, you’re probably an ass.